| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BENDESC | Coffee house chain taking over the world one Tiramisu Gunkaccino at a time. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BFADESC | German car manufacturer that, aside from a serious blip between 1939 and 1945, has served mankind well. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BGRDESC | America's favorite national quick service factory farmed restaurant chain, and shining beacon of the global march towards cultural homogenization. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BILDESC | Makers of Priapol, Bilkinton are a relative newcomer to the pharmaceutical market, fast catching up with the competition both in reported profits and open lawsuits. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BINDESC | Low-quality clothing at low prices. Where fashion's rejects come to die. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BLEDESC | Bleeter is a social networking and microblogging service that found a way to turn the entire world into illiterate journalists reporting on the breaking news of their vapid existence. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BOLDESC | Multinational banking corporation that made billions out of bankrupting the American people, went bankrupt themselves, then got the American people to bail them out. Classy. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BOMDESC | French stylist Bob Mulét has dedicated the last four decades to turning himself into a global brand and TV personality, and occasionally cutting hair. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BRUDESC | Manufacturer of over-sized, eco-unfriendly vehicles designed for heavy-duty commercial use but mostly driven by soccer moms and drug dealers in busy city centers. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_BTRDESC | The original handheld weapon of mass procrastination. |