| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_SPUDESC | Manufacturer of carbonated water flavored with 800 calories worth of synthetic additives and high-fructose corn syrup. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_SSSDESC | Prominent US law firm, helping rich guilty people get away with it for over 30 years. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_TBODESC | Taco Bomb is a chain of Americanized-Mexican fast food restaurants that has fed students, poor people and drunks since 1970. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_TNKDESC | A North American mobile phone operator with awful North American mobile phone coverage. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_UMADESC | German manufacturer of luxury automobiles. Precision-engineered status symbols for rich people. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_UNIDESC | Chain of topless bars rebranded as 'gentlemen's clubs' to make middle-aged men feel better about the direction their lives have taken. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_UPADESC | A West Coast chain of 'never frozen, often microwaved burgers' served with a side of right-wing values, religious fundamentalism, and belief that everything was better before the Voting Rights Act. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_VAGDESC | Retailer of high-end jewelry and blood diamonds, famed for its flagship Portola Drive location. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_VAPDESC | The automobile manufacturer that pioneered the great American business model of low-quality mass production. |
| global.oxt | 1.41 | BS_CO_VOMDESC | A weapons manufacturer headquartered in Vienna and famous for its pistols, Vom Feuer is an Austrian war icon the American people can get behind. |