| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4ABB25FA | More labor disputes at the factory and all manufacturing on hold indefinitely. Again. Heaven forbid anything actually gets made in this country! |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4AEBC3E9 | Everybody go see Meltdown! It's so awful it's awesome! |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4AFDA415 | Now that I'm almost famous and have stalkers and shit, this psycho-over-protective-dad routine is finally starting to pay dividends! Love you, Pop. xx |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4B7A6B32 | Ryan Bennett |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4BCBEF14 | Please don't fly off the handle, darling, but your father and I found you a lovely man at bridge club. He's a little older but very successful. Will you consider meeting him for coffee? We're not trying to interfere - we just don't want you left on the shelf, that's all. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4CC37F22 | Why do you need social networking when you just read all your friends' emails anyway? |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4D52FF66 | I honestly think I might have the most dysfunctional family in America |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4DA5B145 | I take it all back. Maybe you will be famous... for having the most cavernous gaper in history |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4E308141 | for a kid with learning difficulties you sure picked up masturbation fast |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x5A33BB5F | I've been shouting from my room for like 10 minutes now but nobody's answering. Are you home? Can you bring me another soda? |