| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x30284288 | I don't care what anyone says. I still love playing Loot & Wank. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x63784623 | Given up |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x66686592 | The Redwood Man. Virility without the sperm count. Safest sex you'll ever have. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x74753322 | You'd never know @Amanda De Santa was in her 40s ;) |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0x92211135 | Why do you always look like you've just been swimming in duck fat? |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA2A22CE3 | Stairs suck. When I get my own place. No stairs. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA2CE4634 | The blind date with Adam went surprisingly well – he was generally tolerable, not married, not disgustingly fat, not super-rightwing and didn't scratch his balls in front of me. 7 out of 10. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA4C2D768 | Do you feel good about yourself now? Why do you have to scare off every guy that shows any interest in me? We were only cuddling. Thanks for ruining my only chance at happiness AGAIN. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA6EC180B | Ladies, talk to your husbands. $150 an hour. If you want to double up, I'll do you both in an hour for $250. |
| lfi_m.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA7BD1F64 | Mother |