| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0x13F7B6D1 | Karl Kelly - Weazel News<br>Understanding the American financial system is impossible to many. It appears to be a tight knit group of billionaires who control marionette politicians to relax regulations as they pillage the middle class. Many are asking - how do I get in on the action? Understanding the complexities of the American financial system is now easy thanks to a book recently released by brilliant financial journalist Karl Kelly called 'Mounting Bulls and Riding Bears'. It has made millions for people, including the author. Some have slandered the book, most notably Cynthia Kelly, who won't be getting a dime according to my lawyer. |
| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0x1870DB56 | Award-winning book on stock market makes one man millions. |
| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0x2639DB55 | Martina Bryans - Daily Rag<br>Plans are underway to transform an abandoned warehouse in a nondescript area of East Los Santos into an EDM superclub. The project's promoter, Vinewood agent Rocco Pelosi, told reporters that, "It's gonna be the biggest party in town. Jacuzzis, chicks in cages, sparklers in the bottles. Every level's gonna have its own theme. Class from the floor up, and open 24/7."<br> The club is projected to open next year. |
| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xB1558D29 | Azerbaijani Philanthropist Murdered at party in Chumash. |
| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xD5D95630 | Superclub to throb in East Los Santos. |
| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xE0A06BBE | Chad and Shanice call it quits. |
| nws_fib3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xE18ED23C | Angel Bell - Prattle<br>Pop music super producer Chad Mulligan, famed as much for his lavish lifestyle, luxury car collection and outlandish ego as his musical innovations is being divorced by his wife Shanice, in a move that will surprise no one. Allegations of cheating have dogged Chad after he was caught in flagrante in the studio with pop starlet Lacey Jonas last year. Shanice who married Chad in 2008 was said to be livid as she could not stand the starlet's work. Chad's career in recent years has fallen on hard times as he has become more well known for his lifestyle than his musical output. Many pop acts including the Brothers Blue, Samantha Muldoon and Softly Softly Catchy Monkey have worked with him but the hits haved dried up. Now with a messy divorce ahead, his lawyers will be worried. Chad owns a collection of rare cars, along with two boats, eight homes, some exotic pets, a troupe of performing dwarfs, a ski lodge, an art collection, a wine collection, a watch collection and a collection of collections. |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x7A379208 | Terror on our shores and the meainstream media do nothing. |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x9C5AB754 | Leslie Gardner - Weazel News<br>Fort Zancudo will soon have a shiny new drone base, and people are celebrating. The announcement promises to bring much needed jobs to the area. We also hope they will change the law to enable drones to help fight the menace of illegal aliens who are pouring over our borders like one of those medieval films where they CG a million orcs and trolls storming a castle. A few wingnuts have expressed concerns about civil liberties, however the military says that drones have had no collateral damage in overseas operations and they don't expect anything to change just because they built a drone base on some freshly drained pristine coastal wetlands. |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x33B56607 | Michael MacKenzie - Public Liberty Online<br>TV producer and environmentalist Frank Mathers has drowned in a submarine accident. Mr mathers, who was obsessed by under sea exploration, was testing a new submarine in the ocean near Paleto Bay when his submarine's system malfunctioned causing the submarine first to sink and then break apart. His body has not yet been recovered. Mr Mathers claimed to have great affinity with the ocean. Mr Mathers was born in Liberty City in 1945, and moved to Vinewood to become a novelist. Instead, he found fame and fortune as a TV producer, producing hit shows such as "Angel and the Knight", "My drunk uncles" and "Just the Five of us ", before turning his attention to Exploration. In 2009 he left his wife of 20 years with whom he had 5 children, for his former assistant Abigail Winthrop. Mr Mathers was famed for his work ethic, his uncompromisingly low standards of entertainment and his refusal to consider anybody else's feelings in any way, shape or form. |