| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x55C3C921 | Drone bases promise to make America safe |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x76A26BE4 | Frank Edwards - Los Santos Meteor<br>Tim Sheperd loved quirky Vespucci Beach when he bought a home here. That is, until residents told him to leave. In a neighborhood where homeless artists ply their wares, drug addicts sit in the middle of streets annoying people, and every patch of skin has some ink, the city council has decreed that residents must adapt to the new code. "We expect a certain type of resident to live here," City Council President Betty Cummings said. "And Mr Sheperd, while being a nice man, doesn't have any ink, piercings or distinguishing body art. He doesn't even have an ironic lumberjack beard. We can't lose the flavor of this city with the wrong kind of gentrification. He had to go." |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x427C0394 | Cynthia Kelly - Weazel News<br>A Gruppe Sachs armoured car being used by the IAA to transport bonds was raided yesterday and the mainstream media refuses to call it what it is, a terror attack. The IAA do important work bolstering American imperialism around the globe, and any attack on them is an attack on the rich white US citizens who enjoy the cheap oil, food, and manufactured goods that ill-gotten global dominance can bring. |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x4338A40B | Could you be thrown out of your home? |
| nws_fib4.oxt | 1.41 | 0x68796E8C | Environmentalist Frank Mathers dead in submarine accident. |
| nws_fib5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x1E98C1D2 | John Rios - Weazel News<br>It's not often that we interject our opinion into politics, but the recent actions and outbursts by a candidate for governor have forced our hand. Rich divorcee Sue Murry's accusation that more qualified rival Jock Cranley should explain the deceased partygoer found in his hot tub after a recent event at his mansion, is tasteless and plays on tragedy. Cranley has repeatedly stated that his partying days are long since behind him and has been working tirelessly recruiting local dancers at strip clubs to give up the lifestyle and work in government. |
| nws_fib5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x34E5D1B1 | Rocky Danger sent to glue factory in sky. |
| nws_fib5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x305F655F | Reed Brazier - Daily Rag<br>Fans of his movies are outraged that Rocky Danger might not get a star on the Walk of Fame in Vinewood. The legendary horse starred in western movies like 'Annie is a Walkin Funny Now', 'Two Boots for Betty' and 'Buckin Bronco Bitches'. Some of the biggest names in pornography performed with the horse, who starred in numerous western adult films before retiring to an abattoir. |
| nws_fib5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x2349AE79 | Candidate Murry stoops to new low. |
| nws_fib5.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA3342E50 | Break in at biolab - perfume formula stolen. |