| nws_drf1.oxt | 1.41 | 0xE5163EF0 | Peter Dreyfuss found dead in apparent vigilante hit for 1970s murder. |
| nws_epn8.oxt | 1.41 | 0x62DFFD3F | Jenny Henderson - LS24<br>OMG there were so many celebrities by the pool yesterday at the Gentry Manor Hotel it was like an orgy of ego. English Actor Scott Stephens lounged by the bar and eventually left with Delancey Medua. In a rare appearance January Natasha Vasquez showed up with the most amazing dress on, before getting drunk and making out with an unknown guy in the bathroom. (Wow! Touching a civilian!) Celebrities across town are packing the Genry Manor Motel while doing voiceover work for the the animated movie Dingleberry, a Freds production that is expected to hit theaters in the spring. Local film producers say this is the reason terrible movies cost $200 million to make. |
| nws_epn8.oxt | 1.41 | 0x6998AAA9 | Cult crazy flees with cash. |
| nws_epn8.oxt | 1.41 | 0x51005980 | Mike Dunn - Daily Globe<br>It has been a bizarre few weeks for The Epsilon Program. Reports indicate Epsilon's founder and leader, Cris Formage, has absconded amid accusations of a car theft ring and money laundering operation. Clearly Epsilonism is living up to its reputation as the "American religion." Mr. Formage had claimed to be close to completion of the great scriptural work of Epsilonism - The Epsilon Tract. Although now what happens to the religion, or the book without its founder, is a question we do not know the answer to. |
| nws_epn8.oxt | 1.41 | 0xCFE17739 | Hot party at the Gentry Manor hotel. |
| nws_exl1.oxt | 1.41 | 0x6437B411 | "Like never ending clowns coming out of a car" Fertility doc says of woman's vagina. |
| nws_exl1.oxt | 1.41 | 0xABA19476 | Joyce Stewart - Public Liberty Online<br>Merryweather might just have found an unlikely enemy in their domestic expansion plans: The US Army. The news that a cargo plane carrying Merryweather operatives and weapons was shot down by military jets certainly suggests that the two perhaps aren't coexisting as harmoniously as the government would like us to believe. Our doubts about private sector security are being fully realized. |
| nws_exl1.oxt | 1.41 | 0xB2A2D0E6 | Labor dispute at Scab Rat factory. |
| nws_exl1.oxt | 1.41 | 0xC9ECFF7A | Military industrial complex acquires complex. |
| nws_exl1.oxt | 1.41 | 0xD9CD70CD | Leslie Gardner - Weazel News<br>Those unions are at it again! Lefty socialists workers called for strike action due to pay conditions at the factory that makes giant scab rats. Scab Rats are giant inflatable rats, usually depicted counting money and smoking cigars, that are used by unions to threaten both workers and employees and bore passersby outside places of employment that don't use unionized labour. The Scab Rat factory in Dukes, Liberty City has been accused of employing undocumented workers and breaking promises about overtime, pensions and entitlements. No one was available for comment but we would like to say something very clever about irony to end this story. |