| nws_shk5.oxt | 1.41 | 0xDC400D90 | Taste dying off in America. |
| nws_sol1.oxt | 1.41 | 0x02BFA7D0 | A great day out in Los Santos - stop by the Epsilon Center! |
| nws_sol1.oxt | 1.41 | 0x3CFBE602 | Robin Wark - Los Santos Meteor<br>Dismissing reports of squabbles with legendary producer, Solomon Richards, Milton McIlroy told reporters yesterday that rumors of his unhappiness were "gross exaggerations". 'Meltdown', which is set in Liberty City but being filmed on set in Los Santos, has been a source of near limitless innuendo with both actor and director Anton Beaudelaire apparently miserable. McIlroy dismissed these stories yesterday - he told me via phone "look, making movies is hard. Otherwise any idiot could do it, and trust me, I'm not just any idiot. Of course, we've had squabbles - we're all passionate prima donnas used to getting our own way, but trust me, this picture, it's like a return to the golden age of vinewood - it just makes the financial crisis seem so interesting and understandable. People will love it." |
| nws_sol1.oxt | 1.41 | 0x862A785A | Jenny Henderson - LS24<br>Bored by the beaches and too tired to hike mountains out in Mount Chiliad? Why not stop by and enjoy some refreshments and spiritual enlightenment at the Epsilon Centre? You have a better chance of meeting a celebrity there than anywhere else and watch an informative informercial about the meaning of life as well. Cris Formage and the Epsilon program offer pay as you pray plans that open you and your wallet up to a whole new experience. |
| nws_sol1.oxt | 1.41 | 0xCD243C9A | McIlroy says Meltdown will melt box office. |
| nws_sol2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x55FA2AE5 | Anna Foster - Los Santos Meteor<br>Vinewood agent and promoter Rocco Pelosi has been found dead. Police have not yet issued any official statement but the death is being treated as a murder. Pelosi, who some thought had connections to organized crime in Liberty City and was known in Vinewood more for his physical clout than industry clout, had no shortage of enemies on either coast, and the list of possible suspects is expected to be long. |
| nws_sol2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x44240739 | Anna Foster - Los Santos Meteor<br>The recently published study that reveals what is actually in our drinking water should be of no surprise. Living in LS we are well aware that the water tastes like crap. The study commissioned by Flow Independent Research proves what we already know - that drinking bottled water is the cleanest, safest and most environmentally sound option without question. |
| nws_sol2.oxt | 1.41 | 0xAA5F81E1 | You are drinking feces. |
| nws_sol2.oxt | 1.41 | 0xBCF4270A | Talent agent murdered. |
| nws_sol3.oxt | 1.41 | 0x2DBAAED7 | John Rios - Weazel News<br>Los Santos International airport is on lockdown after suspected terrorists fled police in a high-speed chase that ended in multiple casualties. As yet, neither the government nor the police have released a statement so we cannot say for sure that this was a foreign-led attack on American democracy, but it seems likely. We will bring you any official details as soon as we receive them and, until then, will continue to report on speculation alone. |