| nws_pro.oxt | 1.41 | 0xFF8A566A | BAWSAQ swings wildly, pain shoots through traders. |
| nws_rbh.oxt | 1.41 | 0x3D748786 | Amber Sue Andrews - Senora Beacon<br>If you don't own a gun, go out and buy one. If you already own some guns, go out and buy some more. If your criminal record, age, or bill of mental health prevents you from purchasing a gun at a gun store, go to a fair or become an antique gun collector. Three criminals went into the Blaine County Savings Bank in Paleto Bay earlier today, and came out covered from head to toe in body armour with the contents of several safety deposit boxes in bags on their backs. Paleto Bay has some of the highest gun ownership per capita in the country, but there's no one wishing that number wasn't even higher today. |
| nws_rbh.oxt | 1.41 | 0x6BC46425 | Kate Ohajan - Public Liberty Online<br>The Southern Los Santos Hospital Group and Mount Zonah Hospital were recently charged after an investigation found that the two health care providers were recruiting homeless men and women and providing medical care, often involving costly tests, and charging it back to the government and taxpayers. We say shame on prosecutors for punishing these corporate heroes who are doing something for those that our society has cast off. It doesn't matter how much health care costs - it should be free for everyone. |
| nws_rbh.oxt | 1.41 | 0x943D1DD1 | Hospitals punished for helping homeless. |
| nws_rbh.oxt | 1.41 | 0xBE6F7235 | Soccer madness is coming! Thanks to commercials |
| nws_rbh.oxt | 1.41 | 0xC0F67747 | Paleto Bay Bloodbath. |
| nws_rbh.oxt | 1.41 | 0xD1FBB096 | Patricia Lynn - Talkin' Balls<br>Soccer remains ignored and unloved in this country mainly due to long and tedious uninterrupted action, which doesn't sit well with the American palate. The LS Benders have recently announced a deal with CNT to broadcast the games. Rules will be changed to allow commercial breaks every after every 1- 2 minutes of play. This is an exciting move for a game not enjoyed by the American public who can't get enough of funny commercials. |
| nws_shk5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x3B3B8D9C | Frank Edwards - Los Santos Meteor<br>Dr. Isiah Friedlander, radio host and author who rose to prominence recently, was killed yesterday in a murder police are calling 'suspicious.' Dr. Friedlander who recently won great fame thanks to his bestseller about his relationship with an idiotic, if terrifying and amusingly deluded sociopath and apparently retired bank robber he code names Marky De Santos. No one has yet identified the real Mr. De Santos and people are unsure even if he is alive. Only last week, Dr. Friedlander spoke to an audience about the futility of trying to work with the criminally insane and deluded. He argued that some people are truly beyond help. It seems that someone certainly wanted their money back, although whether it was for the book or the treatment remains very unclear. |
| nws_shk5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x48F62911 | Gavin McTavern - WNKA International<br>At one time the homes of Vinewood and the surrounding hills in San Andreas were architectural delights. Every nook and cranny spoke volumes in a world of celebrated art and design. Now as a new generation of particularly uneducated and brainless celebrities and their agents take over the town of Los Santos, they are building nothing but cheaply-made megamansions. Truly this town now has little to offer the world other than a nauseating romantic comedy or movie where a man has sex with a monkey and they primates rise up and kill everyone. |
| nws_shk5.oxt | 1.41 | 0x2236197B | Psycho's shrink dead! |