| nws_sol3.oxt | 1.41 | 0x64A13E1D | Eyefind going for Money shot? |
| nws_sol3.oxt | 1.41 | 0x545A9D90 | Masturbating Monkeys clench win. |
| nws_sol3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xA40B9B87 | Joyce Stewart - Public Liberty Online<br>As if driving around in vans siphoning personal data from home wifi networks wasn't enough of an affront to basic human rights, search engine oligarch Eyefind has now set its sights on sending feminism back 30 years. Eyefind's 3D Street Maps will include upskirt images taken by cameras mounted throughout the city. They will be overlaid with commercials that the user must click through in order to access the lewd content. Are there any depths to which Eyefind won't sink? Is anything private? Is there anything they won't try to monetize? |
| nws_sol3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xBDFE70DA | Terror at the airport - flights delayed - several believed dead. |
| nws_sol3.oxt | 1.41 | 0xC9D0E711 | Henry Fernandez - Prattle<br>OMG!!!! America HEARTS those horny monkeys. Fame or Shame fans erupted with delight as the Masturbating Monkeys won the never-ending finals. A last ditch effort by Tracey DeSanta, who sang a song all girls can relate to, was no match for the wanking primates who will be going out on tour next month to delight and drench audiences nationwide. |
| nws_tre2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x5AFBA26B | Mike Dunn - Daily Globe<br>"We're confused" said a police spokeperson yesterday. At the same time, he admitted that he didn't have answers or even really too many questions. "Just a lot of questions about questions and that those questions were themselves possibly not really questions at all. Over the past 12 months, several hitch hikers and hikers have gone missing while walking in the western hills and mountains of Blaine County. Police are baffled as to why. Of the 7 people who are missing, no trace has been found of any of them. Three were drifters, but four were people out hiking in the area. People don't normally just disappear into thin air and that's why we are confused. It's a crime without a victim, without a suspect and without a crime at the moment. We don't know what to say. When we do, we'll say it." |
| nws_tre2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x6AA287C5 | Residents to Farmers Market: Go back to your farms. |
| nws_tre2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x86AAF9C9 | Frank Edwards - Los Santos Meteor<br>When the farmers market takes over a city block, residents say it's like a plague of locusts has descended on the neighborhood. "Oh my god it is awful. These people mill about, buying overpriced crap, talking about recycling and hippie nonsense. It's all so phony," one resident complained. The farmers market has become a staple of southern San Andreas city life, where residents say they need to make themselves feel better and more connected to the earth in a place that breeds self-loathing and the electronic mechanization of our everyday lives. However, most people agree that food belongs in a grocery store, not being sold in the streets by people who compost their own feces. |
| nws_tre2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x533E58F9 | Sheriffs office unable to cope with drug violence. |
| nws_tre2.oxt | 1.41 | 0x6573FD64 | Merryweather deny they are already working at the Port of Los Santos. |